Skip to main content

Boner Food 

Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.
Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.
Boner Food by YFSlovesurmom June 2, 2009

Boner Chicken 

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!
My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

boner biting uncle fucker 

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle
"u boner biting uncle fucker"

Boner pit 

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."
Boner pit by boner pit miner September 28, 2008

boner orange 

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating
the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange
boner orange by BLS13 August 28, 2009

boner control 

the amount of control one has over his boners.
when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.
boner control by respectcomedy December 10, 2009