Reverse blowjob

When a woman on her knees stretches her neck backwards in order to suck the cock of a man standing with legs open just over her.

"She's a professional bitch. Yesterday night she engaged in a reverse blowjob totally awesome!"

by frenchStallion January 15, 2010

Cocaine Blowjob

The most elegant kind of sexual act one can receive. Reserved for those who are truly the epitome of class, the cocaine blowjob consists two people splitting at least 3 grams of coke between them. The woman takes a line off her partner's dick. The man puts his half above his lip and as leans his head back, and that sweet Columbia shit falls into his nose.

You're welcome for the cocaine blowjob, Charlie Sheen.

by thingsinbags March 22, 2011

milk blowjob

When a man is getting a blowjob for so long, that an excess of saliva, snot, tears, and sometimes vomit gather around the base of the penis and drip down onto the balls from excessive deep throating and reflex testing occurs.

I got a milk blowjob last night bro, it looked like a vanilla shake reflexed all on my dick it was so wet with throat.

by Beretta Jones January 18, 2015

Bucharest Blowjob

When you get a blowjob from a drunken minority, usually involving vomit and a bathroom of a bar.
(Mostly speaking on a roma providing fellatio while drunk on bourbon whiskey)

Ayy, Ion, I just got a Bucharest blowjob from that gypsy bitch after loading her up with smirnoff

by The OTHER Detroit Guy June 17, 2018

Canadian Blowjob

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

Reverse Blowjob

When a man has just came in a girl's mouth and she then proceeds to spit it back on his penis.

Man: "The Fuck are you doing?!?"

Woman: "It's a reverse blowjob."

Man: "....Get the fuck out."

by ktomb January 6, 2012

walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.

"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)

by edw007 May 19, 2021