Double Blind

(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.

Two caveats:

*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).

*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).

Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.

H: So what happened last night?

M: Ended up with Maria.

H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.

M: I see... smarmy bastard.

by Wairishles December 29, 2011

anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.

I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.

by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010

Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.

I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night

by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011

Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

Nostalgia Blind

Something internet users made up to use whenever someone has a different opinion than them.

Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!

by Retshurb Bruhster May 10, 2023