Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
Get the Watermelon Blindnessmug. (Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
Get the Double Blindmug. When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
Get the Blinded by the BJmug. (n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.
by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011
Get the Snow Blindnessmug. When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)
Common misconception is "Teabagging".
Common misconception is "Teabagging".
by Apples78 May 13, 2011
Get the Blind foldingmug. When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.
Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.
by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009
Get the Bus blindnessmug. Person 1: Honestly, I prefer Mario 64 to Mario Odyssey. Just my opinion.
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!
Person 2: N-NO! YOU'RE NOSTALGIA BLIND!!!
by Retshurb Bruhster May 10, 2023
Get the Nostalgia Blindmug.