God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024

second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.

- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"

by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024

Bless

Thank you

“Bro, what color is this?”
“Thats red.”
“Bless.”

by Unstopablx January 27, 2024

sure god bless

A term used for literally anything

“Liz wants the rent money”
“Sure god bless”

by Jenkles December 8, 2022

bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023