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deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013
mugGet the deck the ballsmug.

ball of aggro

Someone who supresses their anger and finds it difficult not to vent their anger on others
Alison is such a ball of Aggro. She comes in giving it the large like she owns the fuckin' gaff. Someone should pimp slap her then see what she's got.
by Benny Eyes from the Bronx August 7, 2003
mugGet the ball of aggromug.

Cheek balls

"Halle Berry has really big cheek balls"
by dirtskillet September 6, 2012
mugGet the Cheek ballsmug.

Prickle Balls

When you don't shave your scrotum for a couple days and it becomes prickly stabbing your genital area like a knife, making you want to cut your balls off, and cry endlessly in a dark corner. It pretty much feels like a small cactus in your pants.
Damn bro, my fuckin prickle balls fuckin hurts.
by Vanneste:P July 12, 2015
mugGet the Prickle Ballsmug.

balls on the ground

The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.
Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019
mugGet the balls on the groundmug.

rocking in a ball

A process of curling up in a ball and crying uncontrollably, used as a metaphor.

Being upset and stressed out, about something.

Also see crying in a ball.
I have been rocking in a ball all day over my ex-girlfriend, I can't deal with this break up, it's sending me over the edge.
by bobbylocksville April 20, 2009
mugGet the rocking in a ballmug.

ball-buckle

when one testicle is pulled out of the pants and placed near the belt buckle. often times the shirt being worn will be tucked behind the testicle.

often a frat-boy party trick.

similar to the "monkey brain" or the "ball bouquet."
Joe talked to a girl at the party with a ball-buckle for nearly twenty minutes without her noticing.
by Lee Erik March 6, 2009
mugGet the ball-bucklemug.

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