Amanda

verb- to knock ones self unconscious with the intent of avoiding something, such as a painful death

"Emily, just go amanda yourself so you can sleep!"
"Shit, the plane is going down! I'm gonna pull an amanda!"

by EZpunkchick December 1, 2006

Amanda Jones

Amanda Jones is a beast that was thought to be killed off in the 1800s. But when the scene/emo era evolved, she was transformed into the body of a smelly, fat, hairy, teenager who wore skinnies and too-tight tanktops. She is often represented by a big circle with a cloud over the head, because drawing the real thing would curse you. Amanda Jones is an evil god (they do not even believe her to be a female) who has bad breath. People do not walk around Jenny Craig anymore because it was proven by ghost experts that Amanda Jones would spawn there and wreck havoc to anybodys eyes. People do not draw/google her anymore because her face would cause external/internal damage or bleeding.

Dude! That whale over there with lion hair sorta looks like Amanda Jones!

by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009

Amanda

a man... DUHHH.

Amanda is not a girl.. thats a man.. duh.

by ashley_rogers08 May 24, 2009

almanac

Greatest book in the world. Yes better than the bible.

"What's an almanac?" - Katie Houff

by cornpwn April 3, 2003

Amandalized

To have totally reject normality and become a complete whore. Often associated with the word slut or skank.

Tony has been Amandalized since the encounter with the bitches.

by jott1949 September 8, 2010

Amanda Plourde

A two timing, homewrecking skank. Who is approximately 5"7' has greasy, nappy brown hair and poop colored eyes. She wears Salvation Army Clothes and complains about everything in her life. She likes to steal other girls' boyfriends, tell them she's a virgin, then sleep with them and leave. Normal, right? Her vagina has been recorded the loosest vagina on the Eastern Coast according to The Guinness Book of World Records. She has no friends and moved to a different town because she needed to "start over" AKA find more attention from others because the town she was living in, wasn't taking it anymore. Plain and simple, she's a cunt.

That girl's pulling an Amanda Plourde talking to Jessica's boyfriend! WHAT A SKANK!

by Lulu22222222233333 January 13, 2011

Amanda

the fakest bitch you'll ever meet she likes to fuck other peoples boyfriends and shes a full on slut she may act innocent but if you know anyone named amanda dont be her friend because shell ruin your fucking life just by looking at her.

fuck that bitch amanda

by your daddy 2421 February 27, 2019