the sweetest guy out there.
absolutely amazing, hilarious, makes everyone happy in what seems like the snap of a finger, light brown hair, beautiful eyes, considerate af, tall, doesn't care about flaws.
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absolutely amazing, hilarious, makes everyone happy in what seems like the snap of a finger, light brown hair, beautiful eyes, considerate af, tall, doesn't care about flaws.
💘
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“That dude is totally an Alan”
“Some dude jumped off the roof naked at joeys party last night it was probably Alan “
“Some dude jumped off the roof naked at joeys party last night it was probably Alan “
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Get the Alan Tung mug.He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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Jack : “did you see Alanna today?”
Harry : “who didn’t??!”
Jack : IKR. she’s stunning, like she always is”
Harry : “I wish you guys would date already. it’s clear she likes you and you like her”
Jack : “i’m afraid i’ll get rejected.”
Harry : “who wouldn’t be?”
Harry : “who didn’t??!”
Jack : IKR. she’s stunning, like she always is”
Harry : “I wish you guys would date already. it’s clear she likes you and you like her”
Jack : “i’m afraid i’ll get rejected.”
Harry : “who wouldn’t be?”
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