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awkward loudness

So you're blasting your favorite music,(preferably sublime) and you're singing as loud as you can, or along with the beat. Suddenly one of your friends has to say something, so they turn the music off to speak. A split second later you stop to realize everyone just heard you screaming. High five, you're a victim of awkward loudness.
Dude my friends dad was bumping my FAVORITE song, then he got a call. I think whoever he was talking to heard me yelling. It took me a minute to comprehend what happened in that time frame. Awkward loudness is funny as hell.
by master.of.reality.420 January 15, 2010
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Awkward Day

A day when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence.

Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook
"It's awkward day! A combination of 'In Bed Day' and 'In My Pants Day'" Emmett explained excitedly.

Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.

"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.

"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.

"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.
by BumBumBeedleBum July 12, 2010
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Awkwardality

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)
by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010
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Awkward Piranha

Someone who is exceedingly awkward, yet in a loveable way.
Dude, i love you, but that was so awkward... You're being an awkward piranha.
by 4716cms October 2, 2010
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Awkward Dan

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."
Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*
by James Dangerous January 17, 2011
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Awkward Slag

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.
Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!
by agedchicken October 25, 2011
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awkward

1. to feel as though your brain with explode from the silence*

*this silence is not a warm silence. no. the silence is filled with unspoken words and tension.
any middle school relationship.

the family just stared in awkward silence at the tv after the raunchy sex scene came on.

nate and taylor sat in awkward silence after he said he loved her.
by TripleHH January 11, 2014
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