by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003
Get the batting 1000mug. The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.
Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.
Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.
by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006
Get the Bat-wingmug. Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."
by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013
Get the Fruit Batmug. Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
by Eamm February 13, 2009
Get the Fruit Batsmug. by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017
Get the bat pussiedmug. "When you make the most foolish decisions in a situation, especially when the correct decision was easily determinable."
-You have an important exam the next day, and you know you need a good night's sleep to perform well. However, you decide to stay up all night watching TV and playing video games, even though you know it's the stupidest thing to do given the circumstances. You are a crawling bat for doing so.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
-You're on a diet and have been making progress. You're at a party and faced with a table full of unhealthy snacks. Despite knowing you should stick to your diet, you indulge excessively in unhealthy food, which is the stupidest thing you could do given your goal to stay healthy.
by Traycove September 18, 2023
Get the crawling batmug. When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you
i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.
by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017
Get the bat pingmug.