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Asshole's Advocate

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012
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itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation
He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.
by King Shit February 26, 2003
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Black Asshole

Damn it Butters, you Black Asshole!
by John Bassett December 10, 2006
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Asshole Atheist

An atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. This is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. Those who remain Asshole Atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Theist: You atheists are so obnoxious, Noah just bitched me out for saying "God bless you" when he sneezed.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
by the incredidouche September 10, 2010
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My Asshole

a tasty, full meal that can be eaten at any time
so you are eating my asshole tonight?
by The Asshole God September 30, 2019
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asshole buddies

By the mid-1970s "Asshole Buddies" had lost its primarily military connotation and became a slang term, more commonly used in the American South than in other regions, to denote two very close male friends who have come to know each other intimately, though not necessarily sexually. Even if they are having sex, they may nonetheless identify as straight.
." Lonnie and Joe Bob? You hardly ever see one without the other. They've been asshole buddies for years."

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by al-in-chgo September 24, 2011
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Vocal Asshole

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today
by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
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