Aiden

The name of someone who constantly shits his pants. He’s a pasty son-of-a-bitch who smells stale and plays video games in his dark room all summer. He eats like crap and can eat a full king sized bag of potato chips in one sitting. He thinks he’s the shit but really hes got a tiny dick. His mom still wipes his ass. He also loves the taste of the dog food jelly bean. Total shit head

Aiden got shit on his dick

by sherloidbai July 21, 2019

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A very angry little boi! He is so small yet like not so its kinda confusing? But he spends ALL of his money on girls and alcohol, its becoming an issue. I dont know why, but he was red hair, its not good. At the heart, very deeply, he cares for people, slightly. He can have a lot of emotion, but acts like he doesn't care about anything 24/7. He screams really loudly and angrily, scaring the female gender. He used to get girls, there has been a slow decline in that category. Unfortunately, he has red hair. And of course he was raised in a town featuring hockey boys, so in order to fit in he drinks Tim's coffee twice a day and wears joggers with every outfit. Is probably your McDonald's manager.

Went to a party last night and became friends with Aiden, it was scary and fun!!!

by sr5hht December 18, 2019

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the sexy gangster who fucks every bitch he sees if shes ugly she gets in bed.

aiden g thug will fuck you

by aidengthug December 4, 2021

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The best friend a person could ask for. If you’re sad, they try to make you laugh. There always there for you, even when you don’t want them to. They do care about you, even if they don’t show it. They “hate” it when you make them watch Disney movies, though they won’t fight you about it too hard. They don’t usually like sour things, but love lemons, which is kind of weird, but, so are they.

Man, Aiden, you’re the best friend I could have

by Bibleman234 January 16, 2022

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