Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?

Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Elvis The Alien

the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig

"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

crazy as aliens

Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.

"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."

by stellar760 October 8, 2013

Alien Stage

A youtube series consisting of pain, trauma, and more pain. A heartbreaking masterpiece

person: Hey bro, Alien Stage is all over my fyp. Should I watch it?
me: FUCK TO THE NO
person: *watches it anyways, becomes depressed for the next 6 months

by lmSoFuckingTired March 25, 2025

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

Alienated

The aliens alienated the kids. Which means they dead

The aliens alienated the kids?

by Batmansuperman321 August 10, 2019

Naughty Alien

A Term used to describe Strange people, strange looking people or people doing strange things.

*You see a guy behind a dustbin drinking expired milk while singing Born this way by lady GaGa. "What a Naughty alien he is!!"

by LooseReam July 9, 2025