Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005

alabama projects

Nickname for the former Alexander Hamilton housing projects, in Paterson, New Jersey. Was home to many notorious drug dealers and gangsters. Was a frequent setting on the TV show "Cops."

Person 1: Ayoo we need some weed.
Person 2: Lets go!
Person 1: Where we gonna get it?
Person 2: The alabama projects, of course

by StraightOuttaPaterson November 13, 2011

Alabama

An extremely misunderstood state that's probably less racist now than a lot of states in the north. We aren't hicks, and we don't have unpaved roads everywhere. We don't have affairs with our family members and we aren't a state full of red necks. Or at least not in most places I've been too

person A: I'm moving
Person B: To where?
Person A: Alabama
Person B: I'm so sorry!!! When you go, look out for red necks with guns!
Person A: Have you ever even BEEN there??
Person B: No...

by MsSashuhSay August 22, 2010

Alabama Sizzler

The act of receiving head while frying bacon.

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!

by Best Man October 27, 2011

Alabama Top Hat

When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face

I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!

by dolphinication May 8, 2014