absolute bollocks 

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

absolute bollocks by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit 

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absomalutelely

Net version of absolutely. Sounds cooler than it looks.

Is that right ? Absomalutely !

absomalutelely by woofa October 10, 2003

absosmashing 

Combination of absolutely smashing.

Bob: I am finally getting my manuscript published.

Taryn: That is absosmashing!! I am sooo proud of you!!

absosmashing by Angelis Steele January 21, 2009

Abstract Eyespy 

A game similar to traditional eyespy but where the things "spied" must be of a non tangible nature.

P1: Let's play abstract eyespy, you go first.

P2: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "I".

P1: Innovation

Abstract Eyespy by Termite Warrior January 25, 2009

Absent Money 

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

Absent Money by hindenburg II March 21, 2010

abstinentcore 

1. The most fashionable type of birth control

2. see straight edge

I have been abstinentcore since I was 15, come to think of it, its pretty lame.

abstinentcore by onc3 April 16, 2010