by tpb614 March 10, 2016
Get the asian mug.An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007
Get the Asian Dad Driving mug.the act of shoving your thumb up someone's arse.(butt hole)
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
this is commonly done as self defence and is often followed by a rear naked choke.
wrestlers call it "checking for oil"
porn stars call it "the thumb blast"
*the term was coined in MMA fighter Forrest Griffin's book, "Got Fight?".
by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010
Get the asian dart mug.The Annoying blurriness that is used to cover up the small asian beefs in Japanese Porn! They blur out the snatch so they don't have to explain blurring out the 3 inch beef hors d'oeuvres the Japanese male is about to serve the female! Very annoying as in prevent the true porn connoisseur from truly enjoying the Asian snatch!
Yo Sir Boges, I was enjoying myself watching some Japanese porn until the Asian Blur wet noodled me, I had to switch it up and turn on some Rocco Siffredi! Now that is some grown man shit right there!
by Urban Millz June 22, 2011
Get the The Asian Blur mug.Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006
Get the asian calculator mug.The Asian BoyZ Gang was created by Cambodians both EFGC and CFGC to protect their own people from getting attack by Mexican gang members. Made in the 1980s. Gang Color is Navy Blue. 2nd largest Asian gang and 12th largest gang in America. Asian BoyZ is one of the dangerous Gangs in America with their Cambodian, Laos, and Vietnamese Members. Enemies of the AsianBoyZ Gangs are Tiny Raskal Gang, Laos Blood, EastSide Longos, Wah Ching, Modesto Hit Squad, Left Out Kidz, Crazy Mob, Crazy Brother Clan, $crapz, Asian Gangsta Crip, Khmer Thug, All Blood gangs and much more. Asian BoyZ team up: Loc Town Crips, Asian Klan, Krazy Boyz Kuhz, Norte, C14, Crazy Town Cripz, Asian Crips, Roach Killa Family, Infamous, Asian Outlaw Boyz, Vietnamese BoyZ and much more. The Asian BoyZ Gang is known for its chaos in 1998. The riot of the Asian BoyZ gang was called "Summer Madness" leaving around 12 Wah chings (Blood Gang) dead, in LA, CA And in 2005 4 Tiny Raskal Gang member dead, in Fresno, CA And 5 Tiny Raskal Gang Member killed, in lowell, MA And around 20 Tiny Raskal Gang Member killed, in Long Beach, CA And 8 Left Out Kidz (Blood Gang) dead, in Santa Rosa, CA And Much more murders aross the country. The Asian BoyZ is on the American Most Wanted List. The one who created the Asian BoyZ Gang is now in Cambodia. The Asian BoyZ Gang is well known in Long Beach, CA, Lowell, MA, Fresno, CA, Santa Rosa, CA, And Cambodia. Dress code is Navy Blue Rags, blue tees, Oakland A's Hat, jersey they wear are Dallas Cowboys or oakland Raiders. Favorite brands is Dickies. There are more Cambodians and Laos than Vietnamese member.
by 12ABZ26 April 30, 2008
Get the Asian Boyz mug.As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement (Google: "Cheerz IntelliShot Asian flush") has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement (Google: "Cheerz IntelliShot Asian flush") has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition.
by SamanthaWhite22 January 12, 2010
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