Alpha Male

The term 'Alpha Male' can be defined in both a classical and modern sense. The classical definition derives from the animal kingdom and represents a physical form of dominance over other males. The alpha male lion, for example, claims sexual rights to all females, fights off other male lions to enforce it, eats first after every hunt and dominates a vast territory of land for hunting rights.

In a modern/human sense, younger males (teens, early 20s) will subscribe to the classical form. Like a lion, they will often be the strongest, most intimidating, hit on all of the women beta males want, are usually the first to have new sexual experiences and often dominate a set territory in thier 'hunt' for new women, such as local nightclub scenes.

Older alpha males, however, will evolve the classical traits of stength, intimidation and dominance beyond the physical by gaining power over men through thier very means of living and professional reputation. A powerful business executive, for example, will hire, promote, demote and fire others according to how well they serve his own interests. Rock stars, famous actors and other individuals of 'power' hold very simular capabilities over others in thier respective professions.

Younger alpha males who cannot mature into the modern form will usually cling to the classical form of alpha-maleness for as long as possible.

Mike Tyson was the alpha-male of boxing until Evander Holyfield defeated him, while Bill Gates is currently the alpha male of the software industry.

by Doc Xavian December 29, 2008

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Alpha Jerk

Falling into the second socket.The socket of death.There are two sockets you can go into,the dream socket,where you usually go into,or into an alpha jerk where you slip into it and die.

Jimi Hendrix is theorized to have slipped into an alpha jerk,resulting in his death.Alpha jerks can happen when your high.

"hey man,i wonder if i can die,you know?Let me slip into an alpha jerk."

"Dude,i heard about that alpha jerk thing,lets get high!"

"I heard Benny alpha-jerked last night.People said it was an OD but man Benny always said he wanted to go from an alpha jerk."

by Jaja Binx January 29, 2009

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Alphabeat

No not the terribly poptastic Danish band. The joint top best drinking game ever. Very similar to slaps except with letters of the alphabet instead of numbers.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.

Billy, Bob and Timmy (shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!

*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*

Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds

Billy: You're such a retard Bob

by Colm.. March 31, 2009

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