Alprazoslammed 

Slammed on alprazolam also known as Xanax. While intoxicated one doesn't really care about much, does bizarre things, sleeps a lot, but has fun doing it. Blackouts are common especially in higher doses. Xanax is badass and I suggest trying it.

Last night Bob took 5 xanax bars over the course of the night and in the morning he woke up with all types of food scattered around his bed and his barbeque grill in his bathtub. Man, was he alprazoslammed. I'm cuttin him off at 2 bars next time.

Hey I heard Andrew just got 500 xanax bars in the mail. We're all gettin alprazoslammed tonight. Better hide your valuables.

Alprazoslammed by the alprazoslammed March 11, 2009

alprazoslammed 

verb.
to get whacked out on alprazolam, a benzodiazepine class drug.
Xanax is one of many brand names for this drug.

Me: Glenn, what'd you do last night?

Glenn: Me and my lady got alprazoslammed and went swimming.

me: cool.

alprazoslammed by mister burnt February 28, 2007

alprazoslamnesia 

to get alprazoslammed and have no recollection of events the following morning. A benzodiazepine induced state of amnesia usually by way of XANAX.

Me: Mattie, what'd you do last night?

Mattie: I don't remember anything after getting crunk. I've got alprazoslamnesia bro!

Me: That's a good Friday night!

alprazoslamnesia by Glizzy G March 6, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012