Alford

Sexy, Sanctified, and Solid

Oh you're a real Alford!

by AnimeSanctificationa November 23, 2021

Almond joy

When you rub coconut oil on the anus and eat out someones booty

I ate philly’s booty with coconut oil damn thats a almond joy

by philly2trenchy November 24, 2021

Almos

A homosexual, polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and Linus. They are in a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!

You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!

Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?

Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.

by TimmyXAlmosXLinus November 24, 2021

Alfonz

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfonz! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man November 25, 2021

amfori

Someone who is self built and seen alot of struggles in less time than his age

He is amforified person!

by Amfori November 26, 2021

Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

almödi

A retarded mountain person

She said Cooper Kupp looks like a real almödi

by German American dude January 9, 2022