Albert is a relaxed,cool,sexy,smoking hot dude that u will fall in love with instantly but don't want to fuck with or just make him pissed or u out. Albert can also be sweet,nice, and loving. It is very easy to fall in love with an Albert.
by Greatshyshy June 1, 2016
Get the ALBERT mug.by cobra_arboc November 12, 2019
Get the Alberto mug.Related Words
alert
• alert the internet
• Alert the Media
• Alerto
• Alertson
• Alert Bay
• alert cobra
• alert emu
• Alert Fatigue
• Alert Jiz
A one of a kind guy. A loving, funny, charismatic, athletic, and a good looking guy. When he sticks to someone he never lets go. Loves animals. Girls want to be with him and boys wish they are him. Can be a little loud and crazy at parties when he has a little too much to drink. Loves to be with friends and loves soccer! Works hard and never gives up, when he has something to do, he does it.. no hesitation. Usually Hispanic with dark hair and dark eyes.
by Corniyah December 23, 2020
Get the Alberto mug.A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"
"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"
"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"
"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"
"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"
"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"
"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"
by bag boy April 9, 2008
Get the Albertsons mug.When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
Get the alberta flying squirrel mug.by Julesy O August 31, 2019
Get the Alertified mug.