air waster

someone who's entire life's work does not amount to one breath of air they waste ie justin bieber

that justin bieber is an air waster, make him and his cunt fans die and burn in hell

by penraptor April 17, 2010

make air

(v.) to fart or flatulate, to toot, to expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.

I thought Joe was going to make air in the car so I rolled down my window.

by Ro Bro July 31, 2006

air props

npl. the act of giving props (see) to one's friend as a farewell bid, when the two parties involved have distanced themselves too far apart from one another to make a legitimate fist-tap. Usually only performed as a make-up act in the wake of one of the parties forgetting to give the other props prior to beginning departure.

Jim: Aight guys, I'm out, peace. (begins to walk away without giving props to anyone)

Crew: Eh yo homie not even gon give us props!? Wutevs man, (raising their fists in the air along with Jim) air props STILL!

by bigballa September 2, 2007

air conditional

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.

Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."

by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009

Air Played

You say to your friends, "Ya'll wanna get air played?" and then when they answer you leave the room acting like you are getting something. Meanwhile, your accomplice turns on the apple tv. When you are out of the room, take your iPhone and turn on air play, connect, and turn "mirroring" ON. Go to your phones camera and place your finger over the camera lens while also in the act of pulling your pants down. Slowly remove your finger from the lens and next thing you know, everyone in the TV room is wondering why in the hell there is a penis on the tv screen. When they look around, they will see everyone has clothes on in the room and think their air play has been hacked.

Last night, Michael wanted to get air played, and in the end he thoroughly enjoyed his experience.

by EatableCrib September 9, 2014

air bear

the one who sweats while having sex

Last night I was having sex with an air bear

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 5, 2010

Air Humper

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.

At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!

by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010