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The Ryan

That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.
" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."
by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015
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A Ryan is someone who is always unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, and other contradictory things. It can be hard to identify someone as a Ryan, but if they seem to act contradictory to themselves or extremely randomly, they may very well be a Ryan.
Guy 1 -"Hey dude, what's a dank meme?"
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"

Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
by jackmaster110 March 12, 2018
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A boy with an anger problem who is a Dick to his friends gets all the ladies and is super thirsty
Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
by Ryan_ye_boi June 18, 2019
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The Coolest Person on the block. Has 1000 girls and smashes all day every day. Likes small girls with big tits and big asses
by dsdsada June 3, 2018
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Fuckin dumbass Filipino price of shit that's fugly and has maybe 2 friends, he also is a midget that's insecure bout his height and no one laughs at his jokes
Obnoxious Girl: Oh hey look at Ryan
Friends: yeah I know he is not attractive or funny he should prob kill himself
by Actually kill me.. November 3, 2019
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Ryan is a homosexual furry whom of which should be burned at the stakes. On top of that his fursona is a fox and he likes to have Intercourse with other Male fox fursona’s
by Biggayweekly August 27, 2020
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That one guy who always is unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, etc. You never really know with a Ryan.
Ryan called me a whore right after saying he loved me. I feel so confused.

"Ryan just asked for nudes."
"I hear Ryan doesn't even know what a dank meme is."
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