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dirty hot tub

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.
"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".
by richardnixonofficial September 2, 2023
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Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.
“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”
by Capndanpan December 31, 2020
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Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.
She's a tub queen.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related
My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole
by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017
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Bulgarian Hot Tub

When a woman gargles warm water as a man dips his balls into her mouth allowing the bubbles to caress the balls like the jets of a hot tub.
Damn dude did you hear that Stephanie gave Billy a Bulgarian Hot Tub last weekend. He sure is one lucky dude
by Chad699 April 1, 2024
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Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.
The was a good cup of tub coffee
by funny haha kid March 16, 2021
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