R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 18, 2022
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tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010
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Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.
I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.
by daddy's little secret February 06, 2009
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Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!
wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey
by daryy January 31, 2011
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Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.
"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"
by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021
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Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote
Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.
by Marcus White November 28, 2007
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Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 02, 2010
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