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Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.
"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"
by Deke762 July 20, 2008
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Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
by Horatio Valdez May 4, 2008
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david scott

An incredibly astounding gorgeous man, with the smile of an angel and the heart of lion
I hope to Marry a David Scott of a man
by M.S.R March 17, 2017
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John scott

The best player to ever lace up a pair of skates. Commonly referred to as "the great one" John Scott has surpassed every single NHL record with his out standing skill.
Did you see that Connor McDavid, he's the next John Scott
by Big Johnny Scott July 9, 2016
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Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.
"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"
by SF805 May 4, 2008
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