strain the noodles

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

by jesuslikescorndogs May 29, 2011

Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.

This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was

by elsbeth April 23, 2020

Extra Noodle

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.

Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)

by nadnerByorluM@ April 26, 2020

noodle pop

A socialy awkward Italian teen commonly found lurking in bushes.

There is a noodle pop in that bush.
Oh my god you're such a noodle pop

by InsayneMike September 29, 2017

Noodle Squid

When someone is upset but can't keep the laughter in during an argument/fight

Cheyenne your being a real noodle squid and I can't take you seriously.

by Beastslayer0915 October 20, 2020

Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer April 22, 2018

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 11, 2008