anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.

What a Mitch the mole

by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018

it's the mole!

a burner polystyrene

it's the mole!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 17, 2023

troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!

by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018

Mole

A younger person who crushes on an older person.

(the opposite of a cougar)

"Did you know that she was a mole?"
"Yeah she totally likes that guy and he's 30 years older than her."

by Ninjah Pineapple January 12, 2011

Mole

A plesent mix of marijuana and tobacco in a bong rip.

Best with amarican spirits black

Yamdrew: Yo did you bring the spirits?
Molethew: yeah of course.

Yamdrew: nice lets mole.

by Yamdrew January 24, 2018

Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025