goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death

1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”

by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019

Trend bender

people that over use trend phrases

look at that trend bender

by Buucky May 28, 2016

fatphobic bender

When you briefly dislike all fattys cause of the actions of one fat person

“Wow gabi is so desperate, can you believe she had to r*pe someone to get laid!?”
“Yeah she got me on a fatphobic bender”

by Vfox June 4, 2024

Bender Boyfriend

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.

“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”

by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023

Bender Reveal Party

The party you have after you come out as gay.

I came out earlier today. Im having a Bender Reveal Party later. You wanna cum?

by Tigermoff August 4, 2025