May 1st

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Joe: yo, wheres Quinnefiesha? i gotta kiss her! its may 1st!!!

by i ate ut donut April 14, 2025

November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

August 1st

Post your girl bsf day cause they are special as well

post her. No sentence. Its august 1st

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

November 1st

the day a bad bitch was born;) have a great day love <3

yo its November 1st ITS BAD BITCH DAY

by i married your dad September 28, 2021

November 1st

The most beautiful/handsome people are born on this day. You won’t ever have to worry about anything if you manage to pull one of them people. They are the most amazing, truthful, & cool friends you can have. Get you one, happy birthday to all November 1st scorpios

Oh she’s a November 1st baby? She’s the baddest

by Kaswaullyyy November 23, 2021

July 1st

Burn pride flags day. Burn all and any pride flags on this day.

Person 1: Hey it's July 1st, you know what that means!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah! Lemme go grab my gay flag!

by AliyahNotFound September 18, 2022