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Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024
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Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
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goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025
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goober

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by goober69420 October 24, 2023
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Goober

Someone of the Goober kind or someone living in the Gooberville region.
He was being such a goober!
by magictabby November 30, 2022
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Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022
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