A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

by roseswishes January 10, 2024

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)
bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”
the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”
by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025

He was being such a goober!
by magictabby November 30, 2022

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)
by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022
