A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench
Also has a horrible stench
by Bob smith the genius May 19, 2018
Get the Safe garmmug. When the comment made with another person is so damn ridiculous or stupid that it deserves no other response than safe - displaying your disappointment in what was said
by Sak The Pat September 29, 2020
Get the Safemug. by KjngDrew December 30, 2021
Get the Safe as bromug. A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.
Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe
Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe
Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!
by going_south November 21, 2021
Get the Safemug. by Resonator December 21, 2018
Get the Safemug. A pussy. A robinet who is always afraid of opening up their square mind. Someone referred to as a Safe Boy usually doesn't participate in group activities, especially ones involving any level of malice. Parties are especially a no-go for these safe boys.
Have you met Sean? Yeah I heard he's a Safe Boy.
No, don't invite Isaiah, he's a Safe Boy, he'll snitch.
No, don't invite Isaiah, he's a Safe Boy, he'll snitch.
by MichealMichealButterLover April 9, 2024
Get the Safe Boymug. by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL October 5, 2022
Get the Eco safe 🌏mug.