Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.

After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus

by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.

I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.

by I am the Travis November 29, 2020

Snot jugs

When you sneeze all over your girlfriends boobs and snot comes out

Oh no I sneezed now you have snot jugs

by Iateurmomm November 24, 2021

Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017

Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.

Wow rob gave me a great snot job

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024