Crunch

I wanna fuck you till u passout

i wanna crunch you

by Tyrxne.2x May 26, 2023

crunch

basically saying you’d fuck her

“have you seen adri?” “yeah man i’d definitely crunch!”

by Teki May 31, 2023

Crunch

Crunch is used when someone looks good or is attractive. Crunch as in you could just eat them up.

"He's so crunchy." "Do you know who S.coups is? He's crunch."

by Pankakes_18 June 12, 2023

crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"

you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.

by IoI_xD June 16, 2023

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024