Zweniphantometer

A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.

The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.

by Salamander Mahchowski October 25, 2008

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zeliac

A zeliac is a person with a thumb larger than a penis.

It is derived from the word 'zël' an old German measurement system, that used the size of the thumb as a basis.

"Get out my house you zeliac virgin gimp boy!"

"Okay grandma"

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

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Zwelithini • zweli • Zwelihle • zelie • Zoelie • Zelia • zelig • zoeliany • zaelia • zelifcam

A beautiful girl, so small she's pocket size but a very smart cookie. Tired all the time but always here for her family and her many friends. She's also a real party animal, when she isn't watching Netflix.

"I heard Zoelie will be at that party, i hope i'll get to chat with her!"

by 8pineapplesinatrenchcoat June 7, 2017

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Zelig

Ze*lig
(n.) A human chameleon. An under the radar skillsman of all trades that can adapt to any social environment with little to no effort.
Word originates from a 1983 mockumentary where Leonard Zelig, a nondescript enigma, who, out of his desire to fit in and be liked, takes on the characteristics of strong personalities around him.

Damn!, Kevin Heart was like a fuckin Zelig !!!, Saw him in Jumanji and checked out what all he has done, and he's been awesome in over 15 other movies I already own!

by AnonZelig March 13, 2019

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Zweihander

The Zweihander is a sword in all of the "Dark Souls" video games. The Zweihander is in the ultra greatsword class, and was made popular, not just because it's good, but also by the dark souls meme "GiantDad", a legendary creature who wields the mighty Zweihander.

Person 1: "Holy shit, is that a Zweihander?!"
Person 2: "You bet"

by Andbb1 June 9, 2020

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