Zerking

Jerking off in a Zimbabwean accent

Theodore was Zerking it behind the fence

by xX👌Xx July 30, 2022

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

zukinnie

when you like the song “no wind resistance” by kinneret

john: “hey, did you hear kinneret said that if you like no wind resistance you’re a zukinnie?” jane: “guess i’m a zukinnie now!”

by fartypoopypants November 23, 2022

Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024

Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zumkin

When a guy us receiving a Blumkin on a Skibidi Toilet, and the Skibidi Toilet head pops out and eats his chocolate starfish.

“Hey dude did you hear Danny got a zumkin?”
“Yeah bro, wish I was him”

by LuckisUsedLeanCup98 April 4, 2024