Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 22, 2019

Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 17, 2006

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 01, 2006

zonks

Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads

hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!

by Fabian R. September 25, 2006

zonk

artist

train lines

by eze b May 12, 2003

zonk

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

"Cmon hurry up"
"I'm trying, i'm trying"
"Zonk! cmon"

by Gromlin June 10, 2005