Zoinks

A word only to be used by the coolest people. Zoinks is used as a substitute for other swears, such as 'whoops' or 'gosh darnit'. It is said that those who use it automatically become saints at heart and gain both godly, and demonic powers. Never mess around with a person, who has stated the word 'Zoinks'. Zoinks can also be used to point out very cool sightings. Zoinker can be used as a gracious and heartfelt compliment, and shows that the person who is saying the word is very sweet and loving, and that they have a huge heart of gold.

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*Accidently powers an hydraulic press and crushes foot* "Oh, zoinks!"
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"Zoinks! Look at that 1000 degree glowing fidget spinner!"
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"Oh you! You're such a Zoinker!"

by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader May 20, 2018

zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...

ew man it stinks, did you zoink?

by Nate M January 12, 2004

Zoink

The action of fucking another mans woman

"Yo nigga i just zoinked yo bitch"

by Realniggablunts June 28, 2017

zoinks

crap for crap

by pip June 17, 2003

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Yeet, Zoinks

The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.

Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"

by anonymous February 25, 2019