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zipper merge 

A zipper merge happens when motorists use both lanes of traffic all the way to a defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane. By doing it this way, both lanes are used right up until the end, which advocates like New think is a more efficient use of road space.
1st Motorist: "Zipper merging is best for slow heavy traffic. If traffic is light, early merging is fine."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."
zipper merge by humblepiece May 23, 2015

Zipper Muffin 

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss
Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.
Zipper Muffin by Ryan March 13, 2005

Zipper Bumping 

male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.
Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?
Zipper Bumping by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

zipper fight 

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
zipper fight by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

zipper snipper

When the zipper in your pants cuts your dick off.
I was so hungover, I gave myself a zipper snipper
zipper snipper by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016

zipper lickin pond lizard 

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!
That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.