Zero

The amount of times you have had sex

You have had sex zero times.

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Zero

Zero is less nothing but more not something or rather abscence of things (that allow the user to individuate matter in space and therefore make sense of the world.) Or it can be (in this particular case) the opposite of hero as in from zero to hero or vice versa.

"That chap needs to spend less time trying to define deeply complicated philosophical issues like zero and more time time trying to get a job."
"Your right, he's a real zero."

by OB August 28, 2005

Zero

someone who is dark, mysterious, and sexy. a girl or guy that everyone wants.

"that girl is such a zero, she makes my pants grow"

by boogaboogabitch July 15, 2007

Zero

A useless, unsuccessful, idiotic person. These people are increasing in the population every day.

Man that guy is such a fucking zero.

by Broken_the_Chains July 31, 2006

Zero

The song that single handedly pushed the band Smashing Pumpkins, The into stardom

Damn, did you hear that song Zero?

Yea, I it's so good I fap to it

by Zero August 2, 2003

Zero

A New England word for someone with little or no brains.

A person with "Zero" I.Q. points.

An utterly clueless person.
An idiot.

A. You see that tourist ovah thayah?

B. The one tried to buy a lobsta trap as a decoration?
A. Ayuh
B. What a Zero

1st Woman: That politician is nothing but hot air and empty promises.
2nd Woman: A complete Zero, that one.

by The Third Jay Guy November 27, 2016

Zero

Zero is when you don't want to be on bad terms with someone, but you don't want to be their friend. You're neutral; acquaintances. The scale measures from 10 to -10, 10 being good friends, -10 being enemies/hate each other's guts.

Mina is so annoying. Autumn doesn't want to be friends with her, but she doesn't want to be mean. She just wants to be zero.

by Hanamini May 1, 2009