Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.
That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!
by Cadet Ginger January 13, 2020
Get the Zedmug. Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.
by Lyxia May 22, 2019
Get the Zedmug. In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.
by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010
Get the Zedmug. The way the twitch streamer xQcOW pronounces based. Used when he is giving a take that most others wouldn't.
by penutbutre June 19, 2021
Get the bay zedmug. Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF March 18, 2012
Get the Zed's deadmug. by powerslinky1 July 8, 2010
Get the Zed Templemug. Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.
by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020
Get the Zed eyesmug.