Zelda

The best game ever cre-f*ckin-ated!!! Created by the infinitely genius video game mastermind Shigeru Miyamoto for the NES and still a force to be reckoned with in the gaming worl to this day. The new Zelda game for the Gamecube is set to release 4th quarter 2005!!! :D:D:D

1) Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time kicks the crap out of any game ever made

by Jaded Mercenary February 27, 2005

zebra cum

Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:

"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."

Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!

Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.

by jaberwocky January 10, 2009

Legend of Zelda

The best weight-loss solution ever.

I lost a lot of weight because I was so into Legend of Zelda that I forgot to eat for two days. When I finally did eat, it was just a cookie and water, and I planted my SKINNY self down to beat the water temple. Equally as effective with Sims 2.

by @c July 5, 2010

zelda

the bestest game in the whole freakin world

Zelda was the first video game I've ever played ~ Me (Dirge)

by Dirge January 30, 2005

the zelda

When a black guy kidnaps your gf and you gotta go rescue her with your “master sword” ( usually ends in a threesome)

“I organized the Zelda with my friend Tyrone to surprise my girlfriend for our anniversary “

by Natsu098 May 8, 2018

Zelda

Zelda's are the most happiest, content people in all the land. Outstandingly unique and beautiful and whenever you need a helping hand, or a friend to lean on. Zelda will be there

Zelda is beautiful
Always got a friend with Zelda

by ZBunny14 November 18, 2015

Zebratic

Zebratic
Means: Sexy huge cock cunt

Person 1: Your a Zebratic Babe
Person 2: Thanks Honey I love you

by DRIP1235049693 July 30, 2020