zarf

To barf and pee simultaneously. This usually happens after laughing your butt off.

"Haha that was a funny joke Bob!"
"I know, it made me zarf!"

by chickenfried September 9, 2012

zarf

Zarf is a term for an authorized hacking assault on a computer system, for purposes of testing the sytem defences. The useage is military and government. The term zarf was recently declassified, but not defined, by the American military.

The CIA autorized a zarf of the Pentagon invoicing system.

by Roy Thomas September 28, 2005

zardy

A fat old cunt who destroys lives before they've even begun. Notorious Bitch of the Tomah Area school district.

If it weren't for that Zardy cunt life might actually be worth living

by GoFuckThySelf November 14, 2016

zard

Slang or shorthand for wizard

That boys got some crazy skills
Yeah, he's some cool zard

by anon January 2, 2004

zard

A complete smeghead on quakenet

19:27 <Derobrash> you'd video tape your own mum?
19:27 <zard> done it before
19:27 <Derobrash> :o
19:28 <Derobrash> she any good for pr0n?
19:28 <zard> I didn't watch it
19:28 <zard> I'm not some sicko

by anon January 2, 2004

zard

When work productivity at a business is devastated by the discovery of something that wouldn't normally be interesting outside of work. This is usually a simple flash game or something to do with wi-zards. This is not the same as getting facebooked, which is a constant loss of productivity.

Our productivity got Zarded.

Sorry,
Your tech team

by the little wizard November 6, 2010

Zarfot

-A robot made out of a peice of shit box with lightbulbs for eyes that goes greegreegreegreegree 3.14159265

-....and he prays@@@@@@@@

Meet me and Zarfot behind Lumby shed for some cabbages baby.

by Yugger March 9, 2010