Zachary

the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
he has a tender heart and will hold on to yours tight.
he's a great kisser, and has a nicely sizedd, welll.. you knoww.
he can get very sexual at times, you'll have a fun timee.
an awesome person to hang out withh and has a great shoulder to fall asleep on.
talll, blonde with beautiful eyes.
he always knows how to make you laugh and constantly keeps you smiling.

girl: "who's thatt?"
boy: "oh that's my friend zachary"
girl: "what's he likee?"
boy: "ehh he's coolll."
girl: "TELL ME MORE."

by zacc<3 December 24, 2010

Zachary Palmer

A drink much like the famous Arnold Palmer that is mixed with equal portions of Hi-C Orange and Lemonade. This can usually be made at most McDonald Restaurant locations.

God, this Zachary Palmer tastes so good!

by Zachary "Palmer" March 3, 2009

Zachary

You'll never win an argument with a Zachary, because he's illogical and doesn't listen to reason (or anyone) very well. Tall, lanky, brown hair and brown eyes, they somehow attracts girls even if they're a couch potato. Although you don't realize it (because they're antisocial), they're out-going in the right crowd and not embarrassed to do embarrassing things. Zacharys laugh really hard when they're uncomfortable and act flirty in the awkwardest way possible. He probably struggles with mental issues and may have the wrong opinions on offensive things, but don't tell him or you'll get an earful.

"idk, go ask Zachary, he pretends he knows everything and it'll do wonders for his self-esteem and ego"
"Zachary's ego is bigger than his IQ but don't tell him or he'll start arguing with you"
"why Zach so emo"

by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019

Zachary James Laidlaw

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015

Zachary

Usually a petty asshole. Never owns up to anything and likes to make fun of people.

Boy: Is that zachary?
Girl: Yeah, he bullied me

by mrcoolkid May 15, 2020

Zachary

1. The best person ever.

2. Usually hot, and loves attention.

3. Tall and has pretty eyes.

4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.

5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.

6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.

8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.

9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.

11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.

12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.

That kid is so cute. Oh thats Zachary.
Zachary is so perfect.

by klovesz May 9, 2010

Zachary

An incredibly inspirational piece of art. He looks emotionless on the outside, but is full of love on the inside. He can be doubtful, but he will never be doubtful of the feelings he has for you. He makes you feel like you are the most amazing person in the world as well as the most beautiful. Once you have him, you will never want to let him go. He is the stunningly handsome with the eyes of a god and gorgeous hair. You can have deep conversations with him one minute and then just sit in silence the next. There is no shortage of love from him. He always has open arms that are wonderful to fall into.

Maggie: Zachary is so amazing!
Elise: I know, right?!
Maggie: I never want to leave him!

by hipstacoolkid June 6, 2015