Your Mother

Your mother sleeps with many men and woman, myself included. She was very hot last night and was definitely into some kinky shit. She called a bag of rice hot when she was high.
Charelanda : Why hello Anna, the party last night was great! Why didn't you come?
Anna : I did cum, while I was doing your mother.

Charelanda : Last night?
Anna : Yes, last night. *puts on cool sunglasses*
by ThatLesbianDaddy🐼 January 02, 2022
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Your Mother

The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.
Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US!IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!
by A very scared person... March 22, 2010
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Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.
Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.
by Therealmilflover69 May 02, 2021
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Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.
Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER
by goregoregoregore April 19, 2008
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Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.
by Jake H and the fuckers December 17, 2012
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Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!
Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!
by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018
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