by rexbolt August 9, 2021

The perfect piece to a puzzle that makes up ones life! She is the best friend any man of footwear has had and anyone would be exponentially blessed to have an Ashley Yonder in their life!
If your life is lacking in any way, then you should get your own version of an Ashley Yonder because there's only one and her heart is spoken for!
by Nonshalonster April 9, 2025

He is down yonder
by Daniel36191 June 23, 2023

Jack: Care to fetch a pail of water from up yonder?
Jill: what is up “yonder”?
Jack: Up the hill Jill don’t be a dumbass!
Jill: what is up “yonder”?
Jack: Up the hill Jill don’t be a dumbass!
by redneck999 February 6, 2023

A term used to describe an unspecified small distance, typically about half a mile or less. It can also be a set distance depending on how you use the term colloquially, for example if you constantly use the term to describe a distance of about a block, one yonder=one block. If you frequently use the term as a set distance, you can use the plural version of "yonders", to describe a more specific distance.
"We gon' go runnin just about over yonder to dat tree right there brother"
"We went about 10 yonders over to the local gas station and bought some beef jerky for only fifteen-ninety-nine"
"We went about 10 yonders over to the local gas station and bought some beef jerky for only fifteen-ninety-nine"
by Boy #34 in your bedroom November 26, 2022

noun. An event describing wilding out, usually from a car. Could be vandalism, street races, or just harmless coning cars/houses/etc.
There's nothing to do tonight, wanna do a yonder?
We got pulled over by 7 cops, I think the yonder died.
We got pulled over by 7 cops, I think the yonder died.
by Purple Goozberries July 15, 2025
