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porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks
Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha
by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015
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new yoik

A noun, the way that Italians pronounce New York. Sounds almost like a mixture between an I and an R when they say "yoik".
Vinny: Ehhhhhhh Louie! What do you think is the best pizza place in New Yoik city?

Louie: Eh, I gotsa say a Vinchenzo's on chirdy fiwst(31st) street. And you can fuhgeddabout trying to argue with me about that!
by Burrrrdman January 6, 2008
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Yoish!

1. Word meaning YAY!, HORAY!, or COOL!

2. A random word you say when there is nothing else to say. Often spoken loudly and extended.
1. someone: Dude! You just killed me!
someone else: I know! Yoish!

2. Someone: so what do you want to do?
someone else: I don't know.

*silence*

Someone: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISH!
by Devrockx April 1, 2009
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yoikes

Used to express something rough that you did.
*failed at a cartwheel*
Yoikes! That cartwheel sucked!
by averell April 12, 2016
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yoink!

If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing.
"Mmm, bagle..."
"Yoink!"
"Hey!"
by Glenn Towle January 16, 2006
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Yoink

Said while taking something from someone in front of their face.

Also the sound effect made while stealing
Man1: Yoink
Man2: Hey, where did my food go?
by Uglysad April 1, 2005
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yoist

1. Traditionally: A meal which is yummy and moist.

2. Non-traditionally: Used to describe a woman that wants it.
1. Liam: That cake was so yoist.

2. Liam: This bird from Poland is fucking yoist.
by Liamyoist January 20, 2012
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