Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

yesterbeer

Any open beer that has been sitting out at least overnight, and then still gets drank. usually by someone who wakes up still drunk from the night before, or a seasoned drinker after the beer runs out.

"where did you find that beer, I thot we were out?"
"we are, its a yesterbeer..."

"Whatta party last night, I really need something to wet my whistle! What is there to drink?"
" nothing left, just grab a yesterbeer!"

by Master_Sven March 24, 2010

yestermer

Canadian term for yesterday when referring to a Wednesday in Oregon, OH

Yestermer we discussed some changes.

by midagegeek July 20, 2017

yeetenhiemer

The ultimate form of yeet. The past tense of it is yotenhimered.

Me:YEETENHIEMER!*throws a barrel to the sun*
Sun:ow
Physics:excuse me what the fuck

by Yeetenhiemer October 19, 2018

Yeeter McSkeeter

The Tennessee way of saying best friend.

Yo, Yeeter McSkeeter, did your wife get beatered?

by aseem February 28, 2019

Yeeterus

A portmanteau of yeet and uterus.

A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.

People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.

Suzie had a yeeterus done yesterday.

Mike is fundraising to pay for a gender affirming yeeterus.

"I finally had a yeeterus done. I'm no longer in constant pain."

by Qisvon February 15, 2022

happy yesterbirthday

This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.

Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday...
Fred: Shit! Happy Yesterbirthday!
Bill: Yeh...thanks.

by nFuriate May 10, 2008