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xBox is a console that has been enraging English teachers for years
Also a motherfucking price of shit that is big as fuck same for the controller
xBox fanboy: is fucking awesome it's green like plants
Normal human: PlayStation is blue like water what plants need to live
xBox by RainbowUnicornCats March 31, 2017
Xbox is a fucking gay console made for pussy boys that enjoy pleasuring themselves with the controllers haptics. They deepthriat and anal the batteries like a fucking whore
Wow! is that an Xbox”
Xbox by Volkswagen ™ December 6, 2020
Without contest, it is the most powerful home gaming console out right now. It has the great online play with xbox live, and hundreds of great games. There are a ton of third party, system exclusives, shooters, pc ports, and multiplatform games for the xbox. The only areas it is really lacking in games are turn based RPGs and platformers. It is the easist console to mod into playing illegal backups and homebrew. You don't even need a modchip to enjoy all of that either. The xbox has emulators, linux, and an awesome media player called XBMC.
My xbox is modded and has two hard drives, one 200gb for game backups, homebrew, and emulators, and the other to play online with xbox live. I get the best of everything!
xbox by s00pcan. July 20, 2008
Hey lil mama, can I play with your Xbox?
Xbox by Name_89 January 25, 2018
A complete piece of shit which is only played by complete losers
Cameron: Hey Johnny you wanna go play on my Xbox later?
Johnny: fuck that bro. Xbox sucks ass. PlayStation is so much better
Xbox by Polyester Dingo May 7, 2018
Xbox has won the war since it has better graphics a better cpu better exclusives u can disagree as Much as I want gaystation will always be on their knees begging for a better cpu and better graphics and if this and what a lot of gaystation players don’t know is that Xbox doesn’t need batteries now go cry in ur corner u fat gaystation player buy a real console like a Xbox and stop denying the facts fagg and now go search ur usb cable kid
Xbox by Xbox won the war faggot November 8, 2019