Xander

A cool ass dude who is trustworthy and way overprotective. Hes quick to fuck some bitches up if they mess with his friends. Hes into some kinky shit but its all good because he makes the pain feel good ;)

“Dude did you see those marks on that girls ass?”

“Yeah dude she must’ve fucked a Xander.”

by Mluv35 June 29, 2018

Xander

One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.

I want to bear seven of Xander's children.

by ZeNarcissist January 19, 2017

Xander

A badass person you don’t fuck with!

Don’t mess with him he is a Xander

by R steal yo girl February 11, 2018

Xander

Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes

That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.

by ReapersDecay January 1, 2018

Xander

14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable

He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says

by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018

Xandered

When the unfunny one of the group try’s to add to the joke but ruins it completely

Well ,ok, you’ve xandered it.

by Frankly immeasurable October 11, 2018

Xander

Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.

Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon

by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021