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Condom Wrapper 

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags
This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.
Condom Wrapper by Honey Do July 24, 2011

Beef Wrapper 

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.
Beef Wrapper by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

crapper wrapper 

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.
"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"

Bubblegum wrapper 

An Unmarked crown victoria that was undercover law enforement
Oh snap, there was a cop in that crown vic that was a bubblegum wrapper!
Bubblegum wrapper by Kinchkids September 15, 2017

Pie Wrapper 

This is the lingerie for the lower region of women's anatomy. The need for this word arose when too many women scheived from the word panties. A sexy word for lower lingerie is needed. This may just be a place holder.
My girlfriend told me never to use the word panties, like ever. I was miffed because what she wears is not a g string or boy briefs. What she wears are definitely pie wrappers.

white wrapper meat 

Any kind of meat, mostly wild animal, that is in a white wrapper. Uaually from a packing house. Mystery meat. You never know whats inside that white paper. Scary meat. Could be beef, deer, rabbit, opossum, neutra rat, moose, squirrel, etc. Imagine a freezer full of nothing but white wrapper meat. Do you dare?
Im just not hungry if all you have is white wrapper meat.